Me: "So, what happens is, this lens exaggerates the way things look."
Will: "Oh yeah, how's that then?"
Me: "I don't know if I can show you but I'll have a go. If it works, should make you seemingly loom into the shot"
Me: "There, thats about it."
Will "Oh, yeah, I see what you mean".
I'll bore anyone who'll listen, children are a favoured target, they always feel obligated to listen. Then again, if they aren't impressed, they'll soon tell you.
This was just an experiment really.